The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
sex on a bike is impossible
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