Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
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