Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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