you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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