I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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