So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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