I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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