dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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