Dual....:-)
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
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