Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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