hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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