I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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