Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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