your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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