It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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