If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
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