i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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