You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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