Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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