Jerry, you need to find god
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
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