At least make sure they are 18
Why
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Randomize