i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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