just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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