I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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