Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
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