he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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