You were right. It hurts to walk today.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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