playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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