HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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