No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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