Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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