I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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