She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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