Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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