Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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