I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
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I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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