I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
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