I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
My ATM looks so different sober.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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