Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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