So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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