Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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