You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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