I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
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