I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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