have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Randomize
