I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
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