I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize