her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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