Me. At least after what I've been through.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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