these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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