The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize