Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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