Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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