and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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