I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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