Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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