what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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